Sunday, December 21, 2014

[Radio] ARashi Discovery 19Dec14 /Arashi Discovery del 19Dic14

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[BGM ‘Fuyu no Nioi’] 

Good morning. This is Arashi’s Ohno Satoshi.
Every Friday I respond to the messages received on this show.

First up is one from Mai-chan.
"Satoshi-kun, good morning. This is out of the blue, but I have a question. Do you hate girls who crunch ice? The truth is, even in winter, I can’t stop eating ice. Even though I’ve thought about stopping, I unintentionally end up eating it. Apparently it’s not good for you to eat too much ice too. You become anaemic and get dizzy. So Satoshi-kun, if you say that you hate people who crunch ice, I think I’ll definitely stop. Asking your favour please."

Well, for me, there’s one thing I really don’t want women to do. It really turns me off when they do it. 

Um… It’s people who crunch on ice! It’s really no good. Such a turn off. Mm. So I think it’s better if you stopped. Yeah. I hate people who crunch on ice.

Next, from Aya-san, age 17.
"Oh-chan, good morning. You’re right in the midst of concerts, aren’t you? Thanks for your hard work. I’m the one who previously consulted you about having the physical strength to withstand 3 hours. I’ve been watching Arashi DVDs while waving a penlight. It was naturally empty at home, but it worked pretty well. On that note, a new question arose."
"This time, standing is tough. What’s a good way of training for that? Please teach me the solution. Incidentally, I’m going for the last day, 23rd December. And I’m almost turning 34 years old. I’m the same age as Ohno, 34. I’ll be doing my best with all my might, so please watch! We’ll meet later!"

So we’re peers, aren’t we? 

Sitting is fine! It’s not that much of a… I’m grateful that you’re trying with all your might, though. But if it gets tough, it’s fine to sit down. But I’ll be dancing the whole time. Mm.

Well, but I understand. Standing up the whole time is tough. It’s fine to sit down for my solo song, right? It’s all right. It’s not a big deal. But um, if it really gets tough, please sit down! (laughs) There’s no rules about that. There’s no such strange specific rules or anything. 

And then you can sit down for the MC part. Yeah. Well, please take it easy and enjoy! We’ll meet soon!

Next, from Marina-san.
"Ohno-kun, good morning. I’m always listening to you on the radio. this is out of the blue, but I have something I’m worried about. I’m 24 years old now but I’ve never had a boyfriend ever since I was born. Naturally, I’m impatient about it. How can I get one? Please advise."

Ahh. How innocent. But well, maybe it’s not your time? That is, it might be your time to shine right now. Mm. Like, no need to get impatient over it, I think. 

Mm. I mean, you never know, after this, you might turn around and the man you’ll marry might just appear. That might be the explanation. I don’t particularly think there’s any need to be impatient. Mm. It’s just not time for him to appear yet. If you do your best for yourself right now, I think a wonderful person will appear for you. Mm. 

If you rush unnaturally, it might be scary, conversely. Mm. If you’re like, "I don’t have a boyfriend, what should I do? I want one! I want one!" and relentlessly pursue someone, he might not turn out to be the one, for all you know. If you rush unnaturally.

So I can assuredly say, Marina-san, you don’t need to be impatient. To that extent. Well, he’ll just suddenly appear, ja-ja-ja-jaaan!

Sorry. I’m such an old man about it, huh? But I wish that someone wonderful will suddenly appear for you.

Next, one from Moe-chan. 
"Oh-chan, good morning. For the past few months, my mother’s been ending her words with '-NASSHIIII!'[1] Even when we’re having a serious conversation, she does it as well and honestly it’s annoying. No matter how many times I’ve asked her to stop, she still won’t do it. Ohno-kun, what do you think I should do to get her to stop?”

She’s hooked on it, isn’t she? It’s become a habit, hasn’t it? (laughs) 

It’s better to stop when you’re having a serious conversation, though? "No, but anyhow, the other day something happened-NASSHIII!" Something like that, right? (laughs) You can’t have a serious conversation like that, can you?

She just wants to say it, probably. That probably only happens at home, though, right? If she did it in public, people might draw away. (laughs) I could understand if a kid did it, though. But I think that’ll go away with time. 

[BGM ‘GUTS!’] 

(laughs) It makes you want to say it, I think. MatsuJun also often, I mean, probably… He says it. It makes you want to say it. Um, the way it goes up is great. It feels great. It’s just that when you’re having a serious conversation, you can’t take it seriously. It ends up not being serious. 

Maybe you should just tell her to pick the proper time and place for her ‘nashi’s? Right. 

And so with that, the weekly Friday messages have been answered. I’ll be awaiting your mail. The address is I’ll be waiting for you to send me lots of messages.

See you next week; this was Ohno Satoshi! 

From today onwards, I’ll do my best at the concerts-NASSHIII!


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